IMMORTALIZED STILLICIDE or the frozen spit whose shape induced an epiphany like Kekulé’s.

As one of the most social orthodontists in Valencia, I can say with acuity that this voluble blog, whose dilating domain of discourse reflects the author's uncanny cultivation, will warm--like the vortex of a Brazilian whore against my pulsing member--the hearts of all who shall espy it. My vocation, lest you forget, is to perfect the human smile.

Friday, December 02, 2005

I am not George W. Bush. I can admit mistakes. Like the time I misspelled a word in an interoffice memorandum. Or the time I decided to wed a 19 year old Latina cocaine addict who chain-smokes cock and gets pregnant to nullify pre-nups and takes half of a man's fortune. Funny, huh? Hee hee. Hee. SIlly stuff, huh? Right? SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! GODDAMNIT TO HELL you FUCKING SPICWHORE WASTE OF DNA SHITRAG. My life is awash in a sea of putrid small fat lazy brown beany cuntjuice.

Toodles,

Dr. K


P.S.

My tubes must have been untied during the "heart surgery" in New Haven. Lester must have been responsible.

Any and all New Haven citizens, tell me where Lester is, and I will reward you handsomely.

9 Comments:

Blogger Dan said...

I heard Lester was hiding out in the Ivy Noodle bathroom, subsisting on industrial-strength cleaning products and the occasional tapioca pearls, but I can't verify it until this weekend.

12:21 PM  
Blogger Rich said...

luckily it is winter, so he must be warm in there. if it were summer, the cold might have killed him already.

9:52 PM  
Blogger Nostradamus said...

What lovely comments! Next countdown: best comments of the year.

7:43 PM  
Blogger the actual rod said...

more

9:16 AM  
Blogger Nostradamus said...

I’ve come here because here is the only place I can run to, the only place where my voice might not be held in contempt. In the wide world, Duane Munson Kinbote alone can appreciate my plight, the plight of a man with only one desire: to keep control over the reins of his own blog.

Because that’s what’s happened. I’ve lost control. I think that I’ve really lost it completely. Show me a world where I belong, a world where a drunk blog administrator cannot be conned into making a seemingly trustworthy underling “co-administrator” only to be most foully betrayed later. That’s how it went. Rod’s ruse of Riemann’s control is just that, a ruse. He holds the scepter, he rules the roost. But that’s not even the worst of it. Oh no, the worst of it is for all of you to learn for yourselves.

You see Actual Rod is merely another revolutionary supposedly acting on behalf of “the people” who, once the seat of power is his, will no doubt turn on them (as he did on me) with the verbal brutality of a Stalin, a Mao, dare we even say it?, a Khomeini. What is happening here is a theocratic revolution in the name of some supposed “Truth” that naturally only the Holy Man his Actualness himself has access to…

A “zionist conspiracy” involving the Actual God? It’s obvious to anyone that if Actual God is anything, he’s a Hindoo. Look at all those pictures of his pasty ass in India and judge for yourself. Would a Jew go to India? He certainly wouldn't pay to go to India! No, I’ve seen him pray to Vishnu, he's no Jew, and Actual Rod’s accusation’s are laughable.

And really, to the matter itself, who could possibly agree with him? His posts are simply not as good as AG’s. Not even close. My countdown, however subjective, was objectively just, just as Actual Rod is subjectively a moron, and objectively retarded. In time, things will be set right, I'll get back my blog and the walls of I Am Justice will run with blood.

I hope I have not offended by posting here, Dr. Kinbote, yours is a cause that until now I did not understand.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Lester said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more, please

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mysteriously, the comment by lester disappeared. what a twist!

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